Scorpios, come in and leave your footprints.

I am super interested in the scorpion, really do not know what they are thinking sometimes, say the words I guess he does not believe, but also blindly explain what I say can be true, the scorpion men, women, me

You guys are so rare. I got your back ~~~~~. At first I wanted to find a constellation with their own, the result and the balance of the contact, too horrible, I can lie enough not to blink, the result is worse than me, than I can say, dead knock a pair.

Ha ha ha.
This is the praise or derogatory meaning of our demon scorpion “” to be explained
For you is a derogatory term, for other Scorpios praise your own mind 7 Ah ha ha
Beautiful woman no way! The scales are so awful ~~~~~~~~
Hehe…
Sister, the Libra child is a classic example that I remember most vividly

Aries
Mother often told Yang Yang: “Don’t swing when wearing a skirt; Otherwise, the little boy will see the little underwear inside!”
One day, Yang Yang said to his mother happily, “Today I played on the swings with Xiao Ming, and I won!”
The mother said angrily, “Didn’t I tell you? Don’t swing in a dress!”
Yang Yang said proudly: “But I am so smart! I took my panties off so he couldn’t see them!”
Comments: Brave and forthright, dare to do the Aries

Taurus
Sell melon vendor: “Come and eat watermelon, not sweet money!”
Hungry Niu Niu: “Wow! Great, boss, let’s have a non-sweet one!”
Comments: Home, want to cheat and take care of their own Taurus

Gemini
Mother told both to get up: “hurry up! The rooster has crowed several times!”
Shuangshuang said, “What does the rooster crow have to do with me?” I’m not a hen!”
Comments: Self-conscious, self-thinking Gemini

Cancer
On the bus, the Crab Crab said, “I want to sleep with my mother tonight!”
The mother asked, “Will you sleep with your mother even if you marry a daughter-in-law?”
Without thinking, the crab says, “MMM!”
Mother asked: “Then what about your daughter-in-law?”
Crab crab thought for a long time, said: “Easy to do, let her sleep with dad!”
Mom: “…”
Look at my father again, tears are already in his eyes!
Reviews: Oedipus complex, attachment cancer

Leo
The lion went to Grandma’s birthday party.
When it was time to eat the buns, Shi Shi asked, “Why do we eat the buns that look like butts?”
The faces of the crowd changed.
Then Shi Shi opened the bun, looked at the bean paste inside, and said: “Grandma, look! There’s shit in there!”
Everyone fainted and vomited.
Comments: Proud lion with self-feeling, not afraid of other people’s eyes

Virgo
Everywhere is curious about the navel, ask dad.
The father connected the umbilical cord with the fetus and the mother of the reason briefly, said: “After the baby left the mother, the doctor cut the umbilical cord, and tied a knot, and later became the navel.”
Everywhere: “Why didn’t the doctor tie a bow?”
Reviews: curious and pursuit of perfection of the virgin
Libra

Father said to Tian Tian: “Don’t go to school today, last night your mother gave birth to you two brothers, you tell the teacher on the line.”
But Tian Tian answered, “Father, I only said I had one; The other, I want to save for next week when I don’t want to!”
Review: Smart, balanced balance of advantages and disadvantages

Scorpio
As soon as Scorpion fell asleep, she was bitten by a mosquito.
He got up to chase the mosquitoes away, but he could not get them out. Unable, he pointed at the mosquito and said: “Well, you don’t go out I go out!” As he said this, he left the room and shut the door firmly, saying proudly: “Huh! If I don’t go in tonight, I’ll starve you to death!”
Reviews: Don’t understand, not according to the rules of the scorpion

Sagittarius
Shooting: “Dad, why do you have so much gray hair?”
Dad: “Because you are not good, so dad has a lot of white hair ah.”
Shoot: (in doubt)
Shooting: “Then why is Grandpa all white hair?”
Dad: “…”
Reviews: Like to think of the archer

Capricornus
One day, Capricorn goes out with his mother. Walking on the road, it suddenly began to rain.
Mother pulled the small hand of Capricorn and said: “It’s raining, run forward!”
Capricorn asks slowly, “So it doesn’t rain ahead?”
Review: Understand the reality too lazy to change Capricorn

Aquarius
Bottle Bottle asked her mother: “Ask why call Mr. Jiang ancestors?”
Mother said: “Because ancestors is the name of the dead.”
Bottle Bottle said: “The dead grandmother is not called fresh milk?”
Comments: Born alternative, brain thinking and ordinary people will never be the same water bottle

Pisces
His father told the fish how he often went hungry when he was a child.
After hearing this, Yu Yu, with tears in his eyes, asked sympathetically: “Oh, dad, did you come to our home because you had no food?”
Reviews: Pisces is a compassionate, context-free partner
Scorpion people I personally think that the typical do not listen to people persuade people, or a gray often gray often wooden fish a person, persuade others to persuade can be strong, wait until their own time do not know column. Always follow your own routine. Mu Mu Mu Mu mu mu mu

Fish become sharks over time.
In defense of my old friend, I’m also a Capricorn
Bear trail… Into the long snow North Pole… Standing on a snowy peak and watching reindeer… Low hole for the seal… Have a chance to buy a plane ticket to the other side of the world to play with two penguins…
Beauty expert, foreigners burst in, want to ask you to analyze the double fish I on February 20, it seems very black and white, dare to love and hate. The existence of a thirteenth sign is seriously suspected.
I am the scorpion, absolutely unique personality, ha ha!
Am I a Scorpio?
There’s a mistake. I’m a Scorpio.

I consciously wipe the footprints that came in just now.
Cherish your life and stay away from Scorpio ——– so say those in the emotional world who have been stung by scorpions. This sentence is not apocryphal, from the Phoenix network emotional constellation. 【 Gossip ridicule 】

Scorpio up, Capricorn up, Scorpions out. (* ^ __ ^ *)
The devil scorpion is really let me understand, clearly plain can not be in the plain, do not give up, do not give up is still so persistent, is not has not touched his bottom line, when the devil scorpion can ang, 55555555555555. I can’t take it anymore

. Do you not give up when you look for it, in the difficult drop, in the difficult drop difficulty can not stop it?
Scorpion man is a great husband, but a little bland. Marriage is plain, can not always be passionate, see what you want, cherish it.
Horoscope – Horoscope men’s feelings of evil evil, kind of interesting
Three categories of constellation sentiment view (clear) can be searched on Baidu video, a little interesting
What a terrible thing to say about Scorpion.

I’m Scorpion. So, I’m gonna get hit.
Pisces and Gemini are not suitable.
Ask my sister.
Ge Ge I feel is also the devil scorpion is able to live the kind of super dull day, even do not talk do not chat every day to eat and sleep to work, I estimate I may not be able to stand, but I will stimulate his humor ha ha ha ha, I am certainly not able to stand everyday dull

Day, make their own miracle hahaha.
Gemini and Pisces

Pairing score: 50 A couple that requires effort to maintain

Constellation specific gravity: 42:58

Analysis:

The two of you are not related to the two types, in addition to the complex, contradictory, even if there is an external attraction, it is difficult to maintain smoothly; Innate differences in personality and motivation make it harder for you to penetrate each other’s unfamiliar worlds.

In addition, the sensitive sensitivity of Gemini and Pisces, will make two people can not help but want to find a more stable, thick embrace to rely on.

Note:

If there is one thing in common between you, it is that you both have capricious dual personalities, but from different points of view; Gemini eyes of the fish is compassionate, with the spirit of sacrifice dedication of good people, but also appears uncertain, feelings and that passionate

Be vulnerable. If the two people share the characteristics of capricious, like freedom, it is possible to become a fairy partner.

Gemini and fish compared, although born weak, but also the character of the fish is not strong, the conflict is not too big. You can change the taste of life, deep communication, so that each other gradually close, in order to reduce your more floating attitude, but also reduce the fish

The bad effects of muddling through and keeping your true feelings to yourself. By the way, giving fish romantic feelings is also very important!

You decide for yourself, sis hahaha